we're blogging at a bar
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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