Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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