scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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