Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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