You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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