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Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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