i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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