Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just found puke in my bra..
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
third nipple confirmed
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