Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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