party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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