great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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