Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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