I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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