So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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