I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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