Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
bring money and cleavage
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
