No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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