thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
