the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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