i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
My first STD was from a foam party
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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