On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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