Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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