New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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