I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You need Xanax blowdarts
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
So. Much. Porn.
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