he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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