This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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