Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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