just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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