I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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