If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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