Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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