So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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