I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I stole a fireplace last night.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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