he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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