Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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