Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
