if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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