Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
