Dual....:-)
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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