Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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