Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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