I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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