It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
