S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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