I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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