ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We were destined to go to rehab together
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
