I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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