You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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