i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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