i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
please come you make the beer taste better
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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