Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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