I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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