the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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