awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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